"These sheets mean your kid weeing in bed goes from a Factor 8 Laundry Disaster, to a Factor 2 Laundry Blip. At 11.30pm this is a BIG DIFFERENCE IN FACTORS.
Keep these on your kid's bed and a 30-40 min doona/sheet turnaround time turns into a quick whip-and-replace change. Everyone's back in bed*; clean, warm and dry. Bish bosh bash."
*back on the couch, finishing the wine